FLA Shorts - 30"-36" Waist

$157.42
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These shorts are made from a pristine 1980’s beach towel from Florida. It was never taken to the beach. (And I know Florida is majorly struggling right now in the eyes of the general population, so do not worry- The word “Florida” is not extremely visible.)

Orange oranges and green leaves on the print.

Due to the weight of the terry cloth, there is no fly. So, when you pee, you must pull the ol’ shorts down. There are lots of pockets, though. Elastic waist with a drawstring.

Machine wash on a delicate cycle in cold water. Machine Dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.

Model is 6’2” and has a 34” waist.

Waist (unstretched): 30”

Waist (stretched): 36”

Front Rise: 13 1/4”

Back Rise: 16 1/4”

Length (from top of waistband to bottom hem): 18”

1/2 Leg Opening: 13”

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These shorts are made from a pristine 1980’s beach towel from Florida. It was never taken to the beach. (And I know Florida is majorly struggling right now in the eyes of the general population, so do not worry- The word “Florida” is not extremely visible.)

Orange oranges and green leaves on the print.

Due to the weight of the terry cloth, there is no fly. So, when you pee, you must pull the ol’ shorts down. There are lots of pockets, though. Elastic waist with a drawstring.

Machine wash on a delicate cycle in cold water. Machine Dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.

Model is 6’2” and has a 34” waist.

Waist (unstretched): 30”

Waist (stretched): 36”

Front Rise: 13 1/4”

Back Rise: 16 1/4”

Length (from top of waistband to bottom hem): 18”

1/2 Leg Opening: 13”

These shorts are made from a pristine 1980’s beach towel from Florida. It was never taken to the beach. (And I know Florida is majorly struggling right now in the eyes of the general population, so do not worry- The word “Florida” is not extremely visible.)

Orange oranges and green leaves on the print.

Due to the weight of the terry cloth, there is no fly. So, when you pee, you must pull the ol’ shorts down. There are lots of pockets, though. Elastic waist with a drawstring.

Machine wash on a delicate cycle in cold water. Machine Dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.

Model is 6’2” and has a 34” waist.

Waist (unstretched): 30”

Waist (stretched): 36”

Front Rise: 13 1/4”

Back Rise: 16 1/4”

Length (from top of waistband to bottom hem): 18”

1/2 Leg Opening: 13”